I fried my iPod the other day.
It's a long complicated story involving unsavory elements that are bad and scary and will not be mentioned here. I spent an entire morning at work trying to heal it. John Bjerk came over and even with all his powers could not return to life my lifeless pod. With nothing left to do, I packed it up and mailed it back to Apple in a cardboard sarcophagus. See below.
HOWEVER, glad day, I just received word from Apple....
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From: donotreply@apple.com
Date: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:48:18 PM US/Eastern
To: cgodbey@portlandstudios.com
Cc:
Subject: Status of Dispatch ********: IPOD (20 GB CLICK WHEEL)
Reply-To: donotreply@apple.com
Dear Customer
Your product has reached our repair center. We will notify you by email when the repair is complete.
Check your repair status at http://www.apple.com/support/selfservice/status
Apple
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That was good news. But this is better news....
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From: donotreply@apple.com
Date: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:46:13 AM US/Eastern
To: cgodbey@portlandstudios.com
Cc:
Subject: Status of Dispatch ********: IPOD (20 GB CLICK WHEEL)
Reply-To: donotreply@apple.com
Dear Customer
Your service request has been completed and your product is on its way. Please allow two business days for delivery.
Check your repair status at http://www.apple.com/support/selfservice/status
Apple
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3 comments:
well, things are looking up. I'll post an update someday.
She's in Gaffney presently, near to that gigantic obscene peach and will be in sometime this afternoon/evening.
I think my next post or so will be a "currently listening to" post, so that being said look for "the glove compartment" song.
Hey even better, better news, iPod-wise. Look for a new post tomorrow.
Dear cORy,
I think your dead iPod is a hoax.
The dimensions of your iPod sarcophagus
rough sketch do not match the I.A.D.i.S.S. criteria
for dimensions that the I.A.D.i.S.S.
demands.
Furthermore there is no Don Otreply that works for Apple.
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