But I saved the birthday cake. And the ducklings are very grateful and the train swinging poachers are behind bars.
Ducklings.
Ducklings....
Or were they koala bears.
...
I have a magic trick. I can do it at parties, I can do it at weddings, I can do it anywhere.
I can even do the trick under the house in the crawl space, which is where I was this time.
My total magic trick count to date is six.
Six times I've performed this incredible trick.
Six times I've dislocated my shoulder.
Magic.
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i'm not glad you busted your shoulder..but i totally got to hang out with someone one on one instead of in a massive group b/c you did.
so maybe it was fate.
and at least you have a hot nurse.
I'm not sure how much more "magic" I can take!
wow. your magic is a lot more impressive than mine. my best trick is just walking without running into things, but i can only do it when the stars are aligned correctly.
Six times?!?
one, two, three, four, five, six.
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